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The Horror of Customer Service

Sit back and listen to a tale that will chill your heart, The Horror of Customer Service. You might remember that I cracked the screen of my old phone and as it cost almost as much to fix as to get a new phone, I opted for the latter. I jumped from a Galaxy 10 […]

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The Lord of the Phones

Need brooks no delay but late is better than never; it’s 8:28 PM and I’m ready to blog. I hope nobody needed to read this earlier. Today you’ll hear the spellbinding tale of my new phone. Sure, the Great Ring gives you the power of dominion and makes you invisible, but my phone can give […]

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I Can See Clearly Now The Lens Has Gone

Yesterday I had cataract surgery; today I find myself living in a new world. This world is sharper, this world is more vibrant, this world is more detailed. Looking out the window gives me pleasure; it’s more than just a blur. I have not seen this well without glasses since college. This morning I got […]